Overheard at Starbucks:
(Male) Barista: Dude, what happened to your HAIR?
Guy: I lost a bet.
Barista: Yeah, but what happened?
Guy: My wife was sick of me looking like a mug shot, so she sent me to her hairdresser. Not even a barber. A hairdresser.
Barista: Okay, but what was the bet?
Guy: (beat) Actually, there was no bet. I just say that because it sounds more manly.